so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

we got flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and cows that can breakdance better than any player. not to mention the chickens that have their own underground dance club where they party all night long.

oh, and did i mention the trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, that’s right, you can literally just walk around and pick up diamonds like they’re apples.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like “sheep rodeos” and “zombie fashion shows” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Animals Bred: 156 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4327 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8443 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 24482 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5197 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4529
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9794
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Potions Brewed: 74
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 375 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ores Mined: 1189
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Animals Bred: 139 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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