UnpopularCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of all those boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything fun or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you hate mining for diamonds because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! That’s right, no more digging through boring old caves to find those precious gems. Just sit back, relax, and watch the bling bling fall from above.

And if you’re sick of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special feature where your house can transform into a giant, fire-breathing dragon that protects you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to invade. Who needs a boring old house when you can have a dragon fortress?

But that’s not all! We also have a special plugin that turns all the animals on the server into friendly, talking creatures who will tell you hilarious jokes and give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wild. Who needs boring old villagers when you can have a talking cow as your best friend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Votes:	364

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ores Mined:	2530
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	883080	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9905
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	3280	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	6619	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	3235
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2116	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Rune Stones Activated:	2

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!