New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Tropical Sands 1.20.1

    Tropical Sands 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

    VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

    Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

    And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong

    ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, just like our player who stood up for themselves at their wedding.

    Imagine facing off against your in-laws in a PvP match, with Emily trying to sabotage your builds while James’s mom tries to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful comments about your relationship here!

    So come on and join us for a wedding-free, drama-filled adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even find a supportive community that has your back, just like James had his partner’s back when things got heated. Let’s build, battle, and banish the haters together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CringeCraft SMP

    CringeCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

    But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

    So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineMindVenting

    MineMindVenting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Do you need a place to let out all your frustrations? Look no further than our Venting Area on this epic Minecraft server! We’ve got a designated spot where you can scream, shout, and unleash your rage in a safe and controlled environment. Let off some steam by building giant TNT structures and blowing them sky high! Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy. Join us now and release your inner explosive!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP