Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 3540 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 203333 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mines Excavated: 2743

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 440690 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 New Chunks Explored: 120997
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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