so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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