| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2717 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7443 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 156 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1811 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 118 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6428 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1251 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2958 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6978 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4289 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 432 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 258 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5868 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 182 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1367 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2530 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5998 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 98 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5650 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2252 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 197 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9800 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 950 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2279 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
