| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3108 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2856 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5857 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 282 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7603 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7583 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 646717 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.
Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3125 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9038 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 394 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3762 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Crops Grown: | 1461 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.
But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.
So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7345 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join and tell your story.
This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | |
| Humans | |
| Scyrtans | An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands… |
| Thrumdier | An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range… |
| Yudh | Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands… |
| Zamin-Sada | Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk… |
Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.
Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.
Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.
Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.
Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.
Play!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6521 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4769 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7911 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2845 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2787 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9014 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9346 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4656 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 158 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5379 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1971 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5812 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
