| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1480 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3316 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
play.unitedgrove.net
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2816 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6909 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8155 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 9299 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6578 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4365 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Magic Items Found: | 8658 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6895 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4734 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 157 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7763 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2630 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3235 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3893 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7796 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8161 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 204 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3251 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6562 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8591 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4312 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
