| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).
And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 593 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 810141 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4228 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4869 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1208 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.
For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.
Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.
The server is completely free to play and has no donations!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1650 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
