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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	9496
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	3175

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	1137
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	81	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	66
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	8440

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Animals Bred:	73
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8380
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	4083
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ores Mined:	6685	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Zombie Dances:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	2575	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Players:	95/300	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182