United SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anihilate, Conspiracy Theory, Elites, femboys, Gay, gay sex, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, non-binary individuals, queer community, same sex tendencies, sex, sexual liberation, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, social engineering, societal norms, Tomboys

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	132
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	7385
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Farms Harvested:	428	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	699	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2162	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4482
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	560

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	3414
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Players:	110/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	91771
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2