United PH

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	744
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

United PH Pinoy War Server

Greetings Soldiers!

Looking for a war server to test your skills and prove your mettle? Look no further than United PH! Our server is dedicated to providing a challenging and exciting experience for all players who are looking for a competitive and immersive environment.

We are currently recruiting members who are not cry babies and can stay for long periods of time. We want dedicated players who are willing to work as a team and contribute to the success of our server. To maintain a high level of play, we require our members to have a certain level of skill and experience..

Thank you for considering United PH as your new home. Let’s fight together and emerge victorious!

Best regards, [Owner Law] [United PH]

15.235.204.88:25500

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Animals Bred:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	4327	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7020
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Votes:	9073	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6638	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Emeralds Found:	6367
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	9090	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Animals Bred:	115	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	7354
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!