United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

CREEPERS, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Epic Wars & Combat, explore the world, gameplay, Grief Protection, Ip:, Lands, Lite-RP, Map, Mayor, Non-P2W Environment, Pigs, Progression, PvP, RUN, smp, Thriving Economy, Towny Earth, United, Video Trailer, Vote, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

New Minecraft Servers

United Lands Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

3. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1027
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Animals Bred:	121

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9658	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	170
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	206
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	145
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8607
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	712	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	839
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchantments Applied:	176
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6000	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	792
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Void Gems Collected:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9687