United Lands: The Land Where Creepers and Endermen Unite for Tea Parties and Dance Battles

Battles, Builder, cosmetic, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Dance, endermen, Epic battles, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Jobs, Land, Lands, Parties, player-driven economy, Roleplay, smp, tea, Towns, unite, United

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

New Minecraft Servers

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview

Features	Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience
Server IP	play.unitedlands.org
Discord	https://discord.unitedlands.org
World Map	https://map.unitedlands.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is United Lands?	United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server where players can claim land, build towns, engage in roleplay, and participate in epic wars and alliances.
Is there a specific scale for the world map?	Yes, the Earth map is at a 1:500 scale, allowing nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep.
Are there discounts available for large groups?	Yes, discounts are available for large groups. Players can gather allies and carve out their place on the map.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy on United Lands is entirely player-driven. Players can buy, sell, and trade items using the marketplace.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, United Lands ensures fairness by offering only cosmetic store items. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	9483	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Votes:	9068
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	9006	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Ores Mined:	3158	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	5260
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Crops Grown:	2681
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5392	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1931
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!