United Lands

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	7561
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Towns Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Love Letters Sent:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4793	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9752	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

United Lands Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions: