United Lands

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	9592
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7216
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5011	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7510	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	9998	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Zombie Dances:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ores Mined:	7838	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ores Mined:	7300	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	New Chunks Explored:	996132

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

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