United Lands

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	100	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	160	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Votes:	1953	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4965	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	6762	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9061
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3252
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6382
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchantments Applied:	120
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Votes:	5330
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

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