United Lands

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

The Global Tavern 1.21

bar, Bonding, Conversation, Cultural differences, Diversity, Drinking, Friends, Fun, German, Global, humor, International, Italian, japanese, JOKE, language barriers, Laughter, multicultural, night out, socializing, Stereotypes, TAVERN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OMG, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Join now to see a German, an Italian, and a Japanese player walk into a virtual bar and start a wild party like you’ve never seen before! It’s like a joke come to life, but with blocks and creepers! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be part of the madness!

LaborCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Delivery, emotions, family, giving birth, Grandchild, Hospital, in-laws, Labor, LaborCraft, Minecraft, parenting, privacy, relationships, Server, Son, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of parenting, just like the player who had to deal with in-laws wanting to be in the delivery room for their second baby. Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a baby crib while dodging unwanted visitors in the hospital?

But fear not, for on our server, you can build your own virtual delivery room and invite only the players you want by your side. No in-laws or parents allowed, unless they bring diamond swords as gifts!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about the real-life drama unfolding around you. See you in the game!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

Appearance, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, Best Friend, celebration, control, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, family, Friends, guest list, husband, Pregnant, relationship, rude comments, selfish, Sensitive, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Villages Defended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us for a baby shower like no other, where you can invite your best friend’s annoying friend Ben and watch the chaos unfold!

Build a virtual baby shower that will make even the most drama-filled reality TV show jealous. Will Ben make inappropriate jokes about your virtual appearance? Will your husband get mad at you for not wanting Ben there? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, in our Minecraft server, you can control the guest list and decide who gets to attend your virtual baby shower. Will you be labeled as the controlling party pooper, or will you stand your ground and have the baby shower of your dreams?

Join us for a baby shower experience like no other, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real. Who knew planning a baby shower could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the virtual drama begin!

RespawnAsAnything Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Choice, come back, death, decision, dream, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Lottery, Minecraft, new life, opportunity, Possibilities, REBIRTH, REINCARNATE, Reincarnation, RespawnAsAnything, smp, transformation, Unlimited, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crops Grown:	9059	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8304

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine this, you die in the game and you get to come back as anything you want! I know right, it’s like a dream come true!

So like, I died and I was like, “I wanna come back as a flying pig with laser eyes!” And guess what? I actually came back as a flying pig with laser eyes! It was insane, I was flying around shooting lasers at creepers and zombies, it was lit AF!

But wait, there’s more! You can also like, build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and have llamas as your passengers. And there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s wild man, you gotta see it to believe it!

So like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures ever, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #flyingpigswithlasereyes #rollercoastersoflava #alienvillagersFTW

OverhypedCraft

career hype, exaggerated job demands, exaggerated job titles, glamorized professions, highly marketed professions, highly publicized jobs, inflated career paths, inflated job salaries, job expectations, misleading career paths, misleading professions, overemphasized careers, overestimated occupations, overhyped industries, overhyped profession, OverhypedCraft, overpromoted jobs, overrated jobs, overrated occupations, overvalued careers, overvalued job skills

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9835	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of being a boring old farmer or miner in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your virtual life with some real excitement? Then come join our server, where we have the most outrageous professions you’ve ever seen!

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! Ride around on magical creatures and spread sparkles and rainbows wherever you go. Or how about becoming a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths and see if you can find the legendary Flame Fish!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a profession called the Chicken Whisperer, where you can communicate with our feathered friends and lead them on epic quests for chicken nuggets. And if that’s not crazy enough for you, try your hand at being a professional cloud surfer, riding the fluffy white waves high above the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join our server and experience professions like never before! Who needs boring old mining when you can be a unicorn wrangler?

Aluminum Battery Fun Land

aluminum, Battery, Fun, Land

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIAMOND IN A SEA OF DIRT BLOCKS. WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL’ STORY.

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED PICKAXES. THEY WERE SO HAPPY, THEY STARTED DOING THE FLOSS DANCE WITH THEIR PET CREEPER. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE CRAZIEST PART.

THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ENDERMAN. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. A FREAKIN’ DRAGON. AND IF YOU WIN, YOU GET A GOLDEN BLOCK THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	7489	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	1

SSundee is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly Minecraft and Fortnite. He has amassed a large following for his entertaining and engaging content, including Let’s Plays, challenges, and collaborations with other YouTubers. SSundee is also known for his sense of humor and energetic personality, which has endeared him to fans around the world.

wispwood

#youtube, carnival minigames, Community, Custom, Furniture, Ip:, Items, Links, modelled mobs, Npcs, PG-13, Piggies, plushies, Quickstart Guide, Relax, rpg dungeons, smp, Survival, Timeline, wispwood

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to Wispwood!

We’re a cottagecore themed survival server with gameplay that focuses on reminding you of how relaxing Minecraft can be. The days last 3 times as long, nights can’t be skipped (but they are less dangerous), and we’ve got snails and bugs!

Even though we run a modern server that uses the latest tech, the spirit is rooted in old school survival.

Features

A small and cosy PG-13 community for hanging out and enjoying a survival experience that encourages you to take things slow and go at a relaxed pace.

A custom resource pack bringing dozens of custom modelled mobs, NPCs, items, furniture, plushies, cosmetic, all without the player needing to download any mods!

A timeline with features to be added (like carnival minigames and RPG dungeons!)

IP: play.thenestmc.com Links: Quickstart Guide | Piggies

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server family-friendly?	Yes, the server is PG-13 and encourages a friendly and relaxed atmosphere.
Can I use mods on the server?	No mods are required as we have a custom resource pack with custom models.
What sets Wispwood apart from other servers?	Our focus on a relaxing and nostalgic survival experience with unique features like snails and bugs.

Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, acquisitions, Activision, Adventure, bethesda, console, Entertainment, Epic, gamepass, Gaming, gaming acquisitions, Gaming Community, gaming companies, gaming future, gaming industry, gaming market, Gaming news, gaming trends, irrelevant console, Isles, microsoft, money spent, video games, wasted billions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2111
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Bruh, this server is like if Bill Gates went crazy and started spending all his money on Minecraft gamepasses, buying out Bethesda and Activision, and making consoles obsolete. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, money-wasting, console-destroying Minecraft experience. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is just…weird. But in a good way, I think? Just join and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

BabyRageCraft

Apology, baby, BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, family, feelings, friendship, instagram, mental health, Motherhood, overreacting, perspective, postpartum, Respect, social media, Support, Understanding, Visiting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Emeralds Found:	7144
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for some baby mama drama and surprise birthday parties that will leave you shooketh!

Reasons to join: – Witness more plot twists than a soap opera – Experience the thrill of waiting for a text that never comes – Enjoy brunch with virtual friends who may or may not cancel on you last minute – Get the chance to be left out of social media posts just like in real life

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions in the world of Minecraft! Remember, drama llama approved!

GiftCraftCooler

best gift, cherished gift, coolest gift, favorite gift, gift exchange, gift giving, Gift ideas, gift inspiration, gift memories, gift receiving, GiftCraftCooler, meaningful gift, memorable gift, personalized gift, received gift, sentimental gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unforgettable gift, unique gift

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Oh, honey, forget about boring gifts like socks and gift cards. The coolest gift you’ll ever receive is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and summon dragons to do their bidding. And that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man”. So, if you want to experience epic adventures, crazy surprises, and maybe even find a diamond sword of your own, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2552	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	6108
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, u know how justin trudeau is always like, “hey, i’m the prime minister of canada and stuff”? well, guess what, he’s gonna like, quit or something! apparently he’s gonna be all like, “yo, i’m outta here, peace out, eh?” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whaaat?!”

but, like, don’t worry about all that boring political stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. plus, rumor has it that justin trudeau himself is gonna join us after he quits being prime minister. can you imagine mining diamonds with justin trudeau? it’s gonna be wild, eh?

so, like, forget about all that real world drama and come join our server for some good old fashioned fun. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea

Asia-Pacific, China, communication network, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, digital infrastructure, Espionage, Geopolitics, international relations, internet, long tail tag, maritime security, sabotage, SabotageCraft, submarine cable, taiwan, TaiwanUndersea, Technology, telecommunications, undersea cable, undersea warfare

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so, liek, u kno wat wuld b way bettr than dealin with all that drama? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, bruh! we got crazzy underwater adventures, just like dat cable near taiwan, except we wont sabotage u, we’ll just giv u a fun time! swim with dolphins, build ur own underwater city, and fight off evil squids tryna mess with ur vibe. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis watery wonderland. come join us and make a splash!

Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

anatomy, Average, biology, Body, Diversity, genetics, height, Human, Men, midgets, Minecraft, Myth, physical characteristics, planet, Ratio, Server, SIZE, small stature, Stacked, statistics, stereotype, Unique, well-endowed

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Votes:	4766	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Funding Wars: Risky Research & Wellbeing

economic costs, fairer funding methods, funding, funding allocation, funding alternatives., funding challenges, funding competition, funding impact, funding models, funding opportunities, funding pressures, funding solutions, funding sources, funding strategies, funding stress, PIXEL, research, research funding, research funding competition, research funding methods, Risky, risky research, scientific research, scientists’ wellbeing, Wars, wellbeing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	8080
New Chunks Explored:	617011	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, have you ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? well, on this server, creepers are banned! yep, that’s right, no more pesky green guys ruining your day.

not only that, but we have a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery waiting to be explored. legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own pet dragon? yep, you heard me right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain fire down on your enemies. it’s epic.

join us on this server for the adventure of a lifetime. who needs boring old funding when you can have dragons and treasure hunts instead? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

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