| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1105 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4589 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7543 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8356 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 4383 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 981 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1825 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5868 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1715 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4088 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5576 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 262 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8266 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5545 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6783 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
