Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Magic Items Found: 8447 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Emeralds Found: 6338

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 3462 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 New Chunks Explored: 150857
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Animals Bred: 170
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7154 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Emeralds Found: 6573
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

    Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends
    Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6581 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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