Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
Epic Quests Completed: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6343 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Magic Items Found: 2316
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Gods Slained: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9860 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 183 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Emeralds Found: 4240
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Crops Grown: 6964 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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