SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 847 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.
Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:
Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!
We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.
Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
