UniCraft: Where Creepers are the Professors

UniCraft, 1960s, college, Student Life, higher education

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?

Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unity Crafters 1.20.6

protest, Crafters, Cut, discrimination, social justice

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the boring, vanilla Minecraft servers out there, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and I’m talking mods that will make your brain explode with excitement.

Want to ride a unicorn into battle while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered, fam.

And don’t even get me started on the custom mini-games we have. Ever wanted to play a game of Minecraft where the floor is literally lava and you have to parkour your way to victory? Well, now you can, baby!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, no racism allowed here, chuds!

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OuchCraft SMP

OuchCraft, Trauma, discomfort, INTENSE, smp

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCorpRage

healthcare policy, healthcare activism, massive anger, healthcare rights, action against corporations

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like healthcare denial and corporate greed? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can battle against evil corporations who are trying to deny healthcare to innocent villagers. Take down their CEO bosses in epic boss battles and show them who’s boss in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have magical potions that can heal any ailment, including healthcare denial! Just brew up a potion of healing and watch as your health bar fills up faster than you can say “Obamacare”.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start fighting against injustice in the most fun and hilarious way possible! Who knew taking down evil corporations could be so entertaining?

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CraftyBlockz: No Propaganda Zone

Misinformation, EU, Censorship, control, CraftyBlockz

ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, like whaaat? and if you join you get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks, like BOOM! also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players, so if you’re lame, sorry not sorry. oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to party? it’s lit, fam. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy world of blocky goodness. peace out, homies!

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Bloody Explosion Ape Land

bug control, squishing, insects, explosion, Bloody

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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