Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
