UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Votes:	4407	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3137	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	289
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7659	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Potions Brewed:	161	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Crops Grown:	6872	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	119	Potions Brewed:	56

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5081	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	173
Ores Mined:	6542	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	1595
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!