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Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4898	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	983	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4114
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	9411	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	990

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	74
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7300	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4