UNGAexpelIsraelLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2867
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	133

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Farms Harvested:	114	Enchantments Applied:	72
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ores Mined:	1194	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	8587
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1516
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Emeralds Found:	8577	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4