UnfunnyComicHater69 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5145
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4347	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	126	Chimeras Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2767	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	5700	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ores Mined:	1839
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	581	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	55
Animals Bred:	14	Farms Harvested:	270
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Star Shards Collected:	205	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	9301	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1