UnforgivableCraft

Accountability, BETRAYAL, compassion, consequences, Empathy, Ethics, forgiveness, grace, Honesty, Integrity, Justice, Moral values, personal boundaries, Redemption, remorse, repentance, second chances, Trust, unforgivable, UnforgivableCraft, wrongdoing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you think it’s unforgivable to play on a server without flying pigs as mounts. Yes, you heard that right – we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server, soaring through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest Minecraft tunes. Who knew zombies had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob – the Disco Llama of Doom. This sparkly beast will challenge your skills like never before, but if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a disco ball helmet that makes you the life of the party wherever you go.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s unforgivable to miss out on all the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8489
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	1706
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	530	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mines Excavated:	4618
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6986	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5019	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.