Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1783 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineMotivationCraft

    MineMotivationCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

    UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!
    so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

    join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

    so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 420 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Belly Thread Minecraft Server

    Belly Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

    The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

    Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • JoblessExodusCraft

    JoblessExodusCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

    So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9648 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

    ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

    we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

    plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 455 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BDSM MedCare FunLand

    BDSM MedCare FunLand
    so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

    join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

    come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 86

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 8476
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crops Grown: 9131 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 174 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Crops Grown: 1092
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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