Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adversity, comedy, Cultural differences, Cultures, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicities, film, forced to work together, foreigner, friendship, funny, good friend, humor, jokesters, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, smp, teamwork, unfamiliar, Unity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Divine Spears Created:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9407

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.