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RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	240
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3124
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3460	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2147

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ores Mined:	7626	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Falling into the Void:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4727	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20