Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5765

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Towns Built:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Votes:	9529
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	2751	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Animals Bred:	58	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9663	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2544
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	411	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9363	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1