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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Emeralds Found:	1687	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4305	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Dragon Eggs Found:	1450	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	680038
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	1009	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2617	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2329	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	219

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

Players:	103/700	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4