join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Crops Grown: 9986 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Farms Harvested: 820
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Farms Harvested: 873
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Magic Items Found: 6327 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GazaGriefGone

    GazaGriefGone
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

    also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Emeralds Found: 6768
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4301
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Dragon Scales Harvested: 482

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5131 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1785 Dimension Hops: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Villages Defended: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Crops Grown: 8465
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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