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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 971 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.