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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6386 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5633 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!
So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).