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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	3369
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3550
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8964	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	2177	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	6401
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7481
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	9788	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	164
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3707	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ores Mined:	1037	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Votes:	9620
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	92/600	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4