Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 792128 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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