UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

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Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget! -
Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?
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The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #2253
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here and it’s a wild ride from start to finish.Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and challenges that will leave you questioning reality.
Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through a maze of illusions and tricks. And don’t forget to check out Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round, where the only thing spinning faster than the carousel is our heads trying to keep up with the madness.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet, where things are about to get even crazier.
Join us for the upcoming Extractions and witness the most outrageous heists and missions you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Target Extraction: [ Outis ] ID & E.G.O, because why not add a little danger to the mix?
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you experience Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina come to life in Minecraft form? Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of chaos.
Download the game now and prepare for a journey like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it unless you want to be left in the dust.
Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave us questioning our sanity. See you in the game, if you dare!
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Kacey’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and witness Kacey Musgraves rolling around in literal shit and causing chaos that could potentially lead to the end of the world. Why is she doing this? Who knows, but it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for Kacey and her shenanigans – you never know what she’ll do next!
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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!