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TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Animals Bred:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	4994	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2329
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1008

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Votes:	5438
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Items Found:	1594	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Potions Brewed:	103
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5728	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	643
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	67	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Runes Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2