so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Star Shards Collected: 242

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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