lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Potions Brewed: 74 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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