| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3992 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Votes: | 2206 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3592 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3913 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4844 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9295 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Emeralds Found: | 4783 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 120 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4147 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 375 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4174 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 591 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7445 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 370 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1956 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 68 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1983 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2113 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8592 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3746 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2719 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 9363 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1115 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Ores Mined: | 6575 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3517 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1498 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2238 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4961 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7425 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 268 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7649 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6599 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 133 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 186 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
