Uncover the Majestic Mysteries of The Grotto Server! Join Now for Endless Adventures & Laughs!

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The Grotto 🗻

Connect with play.thegrotto.gg / Join our Discord

The Grotto is a Survival PvE server focused on creating an amazing gameplay experience for our community members.

Travel from border-to-border across our expansive survival world..

Equip yourself with custom-enchanted gear and battle dungeon bosses in our hand-built dungeons..

Form towns and nations with the lands claim system..

With our variety of gameplay-related features and improvements, no one play-style is expected or required, play how you want to play.

Feature Previews 🍿

Feature	Description
Player Levelling System	Progress through levels based on gameplay
Map Art	Create intricate map art in-game
Custom Enchantments	Unique and powerful enchantments for gear
Daily Quests	Complete quests for rewards every day
New Crafting Recipes	Unlock new crafting possibilities
Modified Monster Spawning	Different spawning mechanics for monsters
Beacon Effects	Special effects from beacon blocks
Boss Dungeons	Challenge powerful bosses in special dungeons
Regenerating Resource Mines	Mines that regenerate over time for continuous gathering
Parkour & Chat Minigames	Engage in fun parkour challenges and interactive chat games

Things We Don’t Have

McMMO
Towny
Raiding
Factions

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