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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6573	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Emeralds Found:	1022	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dragon Eggs Found:	5127
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Villages Defended:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8897	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	4769	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crops Grown:	1348	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Animals Bred:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	147
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	574389
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8