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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2639 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
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Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.
With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?
