Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Alien Abductions: 3
Dimension Hops: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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