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BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Armor Forged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Potions Brewed:	166
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	238

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	500
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	62
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GymCraftHate

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Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyKremlinBan

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so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118