UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	3761
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Votes:	5609

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8671	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5711
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6126

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Potions Brewed:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5636	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3579	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Votes:	7776
Runes Activated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	8621	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8094	Zombie Dances:	10
Ores Mined:	5704	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	7470
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7707
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	7599
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3963

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.