UncleLaptopNoPay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	200	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2044	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Star Shards Collected:	227

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	671726	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6274	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1197	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Towns Built:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	1279	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8469	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8856	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	3652