Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Farms Harvested: 624
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 351895 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 36 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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