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Fear Monger Frenzy

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchantments Applied:	108	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

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TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Special Minecraft SMP Zone

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockPartyNeighbors

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

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join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

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Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8212	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Campfire

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The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

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1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

Overview
If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.

What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I respawn after I die?	No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
How do I navigate without accurate coordinates?	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
How can I contribute to the server community?	Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

See you in-game 😉

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WaveCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Do you want to showcase your Resonator skills like never before? Then come on over and meet The Shorekeeper, the legendary guardian of the waves who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Version 1.3 and witness The Shore’s End, a place where the impossible becomes possible and the unimaginable becomes reality. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

Explore our mind-blowing map that will leave you speechless. From hidden treasures to secret passageways, there’s always something new to discover at Wuthering Waves.

And don’t forget to track all the craziness with our Convene Tracker, because you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Join us for our epic events, including the Resonator Banner featuring The Shorekeeper, the Weapon Banner with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, and the Parade of Stars leveling event that will take you to new heights of awesomeness.

Check out our timeline and rewards to see what epic loot you can score, and don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for even more goodies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Express yourself with our collection of emotes that will make your friends jealous, and add them to your /wuwa/ Friends List to show off your cool new moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves, where the adventure never ends and the laughs never stop. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	3485	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	93199	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GFsteals4funCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLessons

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Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	70
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0