Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 898621 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Dimension Hops: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1280 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Diamond Rush

    The Diamond Rush

    The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7196 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 468
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
    Mods A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the Enival server?

    You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

    3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

    The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Child Molested Minecraft Server

    Child Molested Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

    From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8019
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Animals Bred: 33
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Magic Items Found: 5137 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5007 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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